Raised by a toothless, bearded, hag.

Jumpin' Jack Flash 1968

Jetboy 1973

Hey Negrita 1976

It has been whispered that a toothless, bearded, hag also raised David Johansen.  The lips, androgyny, and wiggle-swagger is a corpuscular entity, a living yet invisible micro strut-force rarer than B negative blood.  The hag rubs together an eggsac poultice of crushed psilocybic fungi, dried sea monkey, champagne, Laffy Taffy, Rockette toenail clippings and hot sauce.  After nestling the mash in her hag armpit for 6 days the nymph becomes animate and wriggles free of the sac.  Once free, the elasti-lipped humanoid is spirited into a maternity ward for the old switcheroo.  Middle-class back strapped spike head crowned child becometh Jumpin' Jack Jagger Jetboy Johansen.  Now it can be told.